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Age: 39Gender: MLocation: Chicago, IL
Joined: 11 years ago on 03/07/04Last Visit: 12 months agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“One day I was walking and my shoes fell off...”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“About two years ago I took a huge interest in Photography been doing that for a while now. Hang out at the bar, movies with friends typical stuff...”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Industrial Engineer focus on Quality and efficeincy, been doing nice for the past couple of year. Helped design a brand new 1.2 million square foot facility.”
What's your dream job?
“Photography and also Im am a stedicam operator, havn't done this in years due to time.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I was once caught having sex in a city college office, we ran out on security, we didn't stop till we reached the El platform (subway) when I realized I still had teh condom on.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Hard to manage but sometimes worthwhile”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“I haven't watched anything in years...enjoyed Gurren Lagann, Macross Frontier. ”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Industrial, New Wave, Rock en Espanol, cumbias,”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I collect a few toys, mostly stuff from Macross/Robotech. I also read alot of Zombie stuff right now collected stories and the WD.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Dan Con, C2E2 and maybe ACEN.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Halo and Borderlands for awhile, really just focus on the single player stuff looking forward to Dead Space 3”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“Halo and Bordelands”
Cerati is currently piloting ROTUND LUMBERJACK with OtakuGodsPrez
ROTUND LUMBERJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is to perform strategic offense designed to pulverize the Kaiju by murdering their heads. During the Battle Of Yankee Stadium, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding ability to chug a six-pack. Often, experienced Jaeger pilots have expressed concern over the pilots' oral hygiene. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they fingerbang the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of lima beans and comic books. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 6 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Gradually, he learned the techniques of sexually transmitted diseases. Each withering lesson was a step away from the sensitive touching that his parents expected from him.Truly blossomed at Yale where he studied economics, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a drunken sailor with surprising power, termed "Elegant Hulk Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of instructors.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite infuriating Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.Refusing to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.Haters have described his robot piloting style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while others have described it as "completely dope" and "some of the best Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton destroyed a bus-load of orphaned babies."Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.
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