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About libations Age: 28 Gender: F Location: Atlanta, GA Joined: 9 years ago on 09/11/08 Last Visit: 5 years ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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libations is currently piloting
PULSATING BASTARD with Achtung! Wafflesnatchers
PULSATING BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:
Sixty Four-Strike Formation Armageddeon Triple-Nippletwister Orgy
DOSSIER: Job is is to attack Kaiju and supply tricky blowjobs to soldiers. Cannot be damaged by ice-based Kaiju. Perhaps historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Flagrant Eruption, during which most of Citizen's Bank Park was destroyed in an effort to get laid. Frequently, experienced Jaeger pilots have wished that the pilots would improve their alcohol tolerance. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they take a huge shit on the Kaiju without speed-humping each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by mongooses in the affluent foothills of Hell itself. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 23 that she reached puberty. As time progressed, she totally failed to unlock the art of martial arts. Each surpising fuck-up was a step away from the triumph that that her sense of honor demanded.
Truly blossomed at Oxford where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her. During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up triumph despite impregnating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past. In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to bat boy for the Mets by her commanding officer. "You, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything she taught you and adapt to the new situation at hand. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Trust me, this is one pilot who has mastered that." Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.