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Age: 26Gender: FLocation: St Charles, MO
Joined: 8 years ago on 10/22/08Last Visit: 2 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 269 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I have a giant muffler, wanna date?”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“School takes up most of my day, but I always love being with my friends, trying to kill each other, it's great fun.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I am always working with kids in either a day care or camp. I also just applied to Target of hell.”
What's your dream job?
“Working in a haunted house. Forever.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone who isn't a huge douche bag.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Been there, done that. It can work, but it is very difficult.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Ummmm, Rah-xephon and Neon Genesis are fantastic. Samurai Champloo and Cowboy Bebop are also up on my list.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Music and I are like this....well you can't see my hand but. we are tight. Ben Folds always will be my number one love. But I'm into it all.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I don't watch anime as much, never really read manga....”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I don't do conventions (except E3). But you can always catch me at concerts.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Games are...ok. I would like to say that World of Warcraft has ruined a few relationships, so I tend to stay away from that. I'm more of a RPG kinda gal.”
TheCat is currently piloting RUMBLING KANGAROO with MackDaddy
RUMBLING KANGAROO's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply ferocious counseling services to basically anybody who asks, even during the heartbreak of desperate lovemaking. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Final Asskicking, during which most of Washington D.C. was destroyed in an effort to figure out what all of the buttons on the Jaeger's control panel actually did. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they destroy the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with mongooses in the tranquil foothills of Dayton. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 6 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Each suprisingly filthy yeast infection was a step closer to the triumph that her heart yearned for.Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite a painful recurring prolapse because of her burning passion to succeed.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite impregnating her best friend. Thanks to her efforts, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.In the aftermath of the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to General by God himself."The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot worse at not completely getting the shit kicked out of her if she hugged a puppy once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.
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