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Rain Dog

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About Rain Dog

Age: 30
Gender: M
Location: London, United Kingdom

Joined: 9 years ago on 10/25/08
Last Visit: 6 days ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“YOU HAVE AROUSED THE THREE SNAKES.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I write for a couple of music magazines and websites, DJ, write stuffs, and I'm a pro-wrestling referee.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Write, DJ, wrassle.”

What's your dream job?

“I don't really know any more. Getting paid to do what I do.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I own a 7" single by "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. Is that funny?”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone nice. Or fun. Or I don't know. Both would be nice, come to think of it.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I don't think I'd be very good at it.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“I don't read too much manga these days, and probably watch even less anime, but I'm a HUGE Studio Ghibli fanboy.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Awful lots. Here's a few: Tom Waits, Morphine, Scott Walker, The Smiths, The Ronettes, Earth, David Bowie, Nick Cave, Black Sabbath, Leonard Cohen, Pulp, The Lucksmiths, The Pogues, The Divine Comedy, Joy Division...just listen to the podcast!”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Retro gaming, collecting Studio Ghibli memorabilia, 8-bit music, etc. ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Katamari, Alex Kidd In Miracle World, bit:trip, Streets Of Rage 2, Final Fantasy 1-9, Super Mario Bros, Pac-Man, Space Invaders, R-Type...”

Jaeger Assignment

Rain Dog is currently piloting SPECTACULAR BASTARD with Krissytokyo

SPECTACULAR BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Sexual Laser
  • Nimble Flamethrower

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply suicidally-insane tax advice to civilians, even during the heartbreak of undercover lovemaking. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Panty Raid, a plan to use an experimental, secret boner pill to hopefully end erectile dysfunction. May be vulnerable to melancholy. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and have one purpose, which is to take a huge shit on some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by fairly normal parents in the tranquil slums of Tanzania. Not really aroused by the cyborg conversion of grandmother at the age of three. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 23 that he had a sex change. Gradually, he totally failed to unlock the art of baking. Each suprisingly filthy day was a step away from being less of an asshole that his parents expected from him.

Played first base for the Mets despite being addicted to blowjobs because of his immense determination. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with sensual speed, termed "Elegant Strapping Fieldhand Style", he soon gained the praise of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with Whoopi Goldberg. Due to his actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

When the dust settled after the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to potato peeler, first class by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

Jealous people have described his robot piloting style as "amateur dick-slapping", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the toughest stuff since my dad destroyed nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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