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emuko

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About emuko

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: Atlanta, GA

Joined: 10 years ago on 03/27/04
Last Visit: 23 months ago
Type: Lifetime Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I used to be a regular here, then got drunk for about 5 years. Now I'm back.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I sing. I act. I drink. I read. Go out with friends. Play video games. Work out. Work. Craft like a mofo.”

What's your dream job?

“I love to sing. I'd like to perform on Broadway one day. ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I once woke up on a couch in the bathroom of the hotel across the street from the one I was staying at. In a Strawberry Shortcake costume (minus the hat). ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I love people who can make me laugh. I want someone I can play Halo with all night, but will also go out and drink with me when I feel the urge. Preferably someone with some intelligence who can talk religion or politics with me.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They can work but it's rough. I tend to discourage them, but I'm not compltely against the idea.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“FLCL, Fushigi Yuugi, Battle Athletes, Azumanga Daioh, Mamotte Shyugogetten, Nadesico, Sgt. Frog, Cutey Honey, Devil hunter Yohko, Yumeiro Pattissiere, etc.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I have extremely eclectic music tastes, and I love to introduce people to new music.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“PAX East, MomoCon, D*C, AWA, Wizard World Atlanta”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Halo 2, DDR, Bubble Bobble, Puyo Pop, Tetris, Mario Party, SSBM, Guitar Hero, Soul Calibur”

Steam Nickname

“emucore”

Jaeger Assignment

emuko is currently piloting LUSTY ASSKICKER with penpen

LUSTY ASSKICKER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Joyfulness Bash of Happiness
  • Bumblebee's Black Hole Generator of Revenge

DOSSIER: Job is is to confuse Kaiju and supply tricky repair services to other Jaeger pilots. One thing is certain: these pilots are fun-loving and like nothing better than to smash some Kaiju heads.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by loving parents in the idyllic foothills of Transylvania. Profoundly aroused by the Kaiju murder of her favorite hobo lover while masturbating. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being she encountered. It was at the age of 6 that she swore revenge. Spent the next several seconds getting her ass kicked in a secret dojo. Each joyful lesson was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that her heart yearned for.

Unlocked her inner unicorn at Sweet Valley High where she studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite infuriating her mother. Due to her actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

Refusing to learn a lesson, she re-dedicated herself to square dancing and has been making some pretty good progress.

Haters have described her combat aptitude style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while others have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the coolest mayhem since Arnold Schwartzeneggar sexually dominated most of my hometown."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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