The Operator said:
Ryan, have you run into any issues with the dark side being slightly more powerful than the light? I've only played about 5 times and dark has won 4 of them.

Any Star Wars game really ought to stack the odds such that the Dark Side/Empire should be OP in general, but the Light Side/Rebellion should be stronger with cleverer tactics, etc. I'm just sayin'.

This is a reply to the thread "Board Games" by Ryan the Lion, posted in Otaku Chat

The Operator said:
The only correct answer to this is Civ II

How were you playing that on Windows 3.x? That was a Win95 game, yo!

I'm going with:

Legend of Kyrandia (the first one)
Lands of Lore (the first one)

God, I miss those adventure puzzle games.

This is a reply to the thread "Windows 3.1 games" by tranoid no ki, posted in Otaku Chat

John Booty said:


You also lose either way!
Moderator fukkake Says:

Except my childhood team, my #1 team, just went 2/2.

Yeah, yeah, Sharks fans, bitch all you want about those penalties. How are your egos so big that you think the entire league has it in for you?

This is a reply to the thread "2013/13 NHL Thread" by Designated Driver, posted in Gen. Chat

Gorilla
Snakes

You know, the old games written in Basic?

This is a reply to the thread "Windows 3.1 games" by tranoid no ki, posted in Otaku Chat

Ha ha, John, really?

Are you going to ask if I've stopped beating my wife yet?

(The answer is: No. I mean, I'm not sexist, but that damn bitch has it coming, doesn't she?)

This is a reply to the thread "I'm Not Racist, But" by John Booty, posted in Gen. Chat

LeTonzy said:
Me: ok, I'm just going to run into the gym an ask for a membership. Are you going to be okay by yourself?

Lil sis: yeah, I will use this small pencil as a shiv to protect myself.

Me: That little thing?! Pfft, that won't work. What if a rea...

HA HA HA

That tears it, dude, you have to bring this girl to BC.

I promise we'll be respectful, but only if she's not.

I think the two of you should just banter back and forth for a half hour as one of the panel entertainments.

This is a reply to the thread "Funny Sh*t kids say..." by Tender Roni, posted in Gen. Chat

LeTonzy said:
Hey, I'm half wookie an I find this offensive.

I'm not racist, but I find all of your shedding and unwashed damp dog smell offensive.

This is a reply to the thread "I'm Not Racist, But" by John Booty, posted in Gen. Chat

The original Clash of the Titans is probably my favorite film that makes use of stop-motion animation of all time.

I'm just glad this guy had such a long and productive life. While his passing is a sad thing, his life was anything but, at least in terms of accomplishment.

This is a reply to the thread "Ray Harryhausen dead at 92...." by Basillica, posted in News & For Sale

Page 45 has no sentences, just images of the GUI interface in Debian and an install loader screen for GRUB.

...what does this even mean?

It means I have no love life?

Or maybe my life love should be with a point-and-click interface? Or maybe it should have a point-and-click interface?

I don't even.

This is a reply to the thread "Turn to page 45" by Dobby's Sock, posted in Pee Chat

KINGS!

Eviscerate the Sharks! Make them bleed.

This is going to be an interesting series. Both teams have phenomenal goalies and productive offenses. I think we're going to see some impressive goalie acrobatics and most of these games are probably going to be nailbiters.

And since Kings are my original team and the Sharks are my local team, I pretty much win either way.

Though I'm rooting for the Kings all the way!

This is a reply to the thread "2013/13 NHL Thread" by Designated Driver, posted in Gen. Chat

I don't know why they took the time to say all that crap about watching some 80's schlock scifi flick when they could have just linked to this for their inspiration:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg

This is a reply to the thread "MANBORG" by John Booty, posted in Otaku Chat

Why would anyone boo the Candian or American anthems?!

I mean, the American one used an English drinking song with Bacchanalian references for the melody, and the Candian one is a beautifully written song praising maple leaves and syrup.

Isn't it? [addendum] Who cares GO RED WINGS, SPIT THOSE FUCKING DUCKS AND ROAST THEM ALIVE! MAKE PATE OUT OF THEIR STUPID DUCK LIVERS!

And what the hell, Kings? I realize that you only had 1/3 of a season to start badly, then come from behind to be the surprise upset Stanley Cup champions, but did you have to extend the "come from behind" ...

This is a reply to the thread "2013/13 NHL Thread" by Designated Driver, posted in Gen. Chat

2. What Rebecca said. Also, there's a tab about it. You should check that out.

This is a reply to the thread "SO WHAT HAVE I MISSED" by spinkle, posted in Pee Chat

I'm constantly amused and sometimes infuriated by how people who aren't cheerleaders for homosexuality are told, often with no small amount of haughty, self-righteous zeal, that they must still consume and enjoy things like the Pet Shop Boys' music, or other entertainment products created by openly gay/openly pro gay sorts by the vocally pro- side of the argument.

But as soon as someone is openly anti-gay/gay marriage/whatever, it becomes WHOLLY APPROPRIATE to decide they're evil people and their products are not to be consumed by "right-minded" folk.

Hypocrisy, thy name is you ...

This is a reply to the thread "Ender's Game" by Float, posted in Otaku Chat

Team Winter's Claw, represent!

This is a reply to the thread "League of Legends" by Erics, posted in Otaku Chat

fukkake said:
To be fair... she lives in Calirfornia.

So does that mean that the only people who don't know about Pearl Harbor and Hiroshima and Nagasaki all live on the east coast?

This is a reply to the thread "Dear Diary," by aUdioquark, posted in Pee Chat

Washing my pillow cases is absolutely fucking vital. I mean, I was washing them once a week, I'm not disgusting, but replacing them twice a week has made a shocking difference.

Skin still isn't awesome, but it's SO much better.

This is a reply to the thread "ACNE treatments" by Q, posted in Gen. Chat

Poppy doesn't seem viable in ARAM. At least, I haven't seen a good one yet.

Jax and Veigar, on the other hand, will fuck you up!

This is a reply to the thread "League of Legends" by Erics, posted in Otaku Chat

How 'bout "GILF"? Can we call you "GILF"?

This is a reply to the thread "I'm gonna be a GRANDMA!!!" by Savoir Faire, posted in Pee Chat

If you don't love this guy, you're a horrible person.

Because he's that good of a guy.

Again, Jake: awesome. You not liking Jake: horrible person.

This is a reply to the thread "Happy Birthday, Trabus" by m1cnBot, posted in Pee Chat

Wait, was Macross II the steaming shit pile that centered around a reporter?

Because, yeah, that was definitely the worst Macross and the worst anime I can remember seeing.

This is a reply to the thread "What is the Worst Anime you seen?" by DoomGuy360, posted in Otaku Chat

LeTonzy's little sister may in fact be the best thing ever.

I hope if I ever have daughters, they have exactly that precocious wit.

This is a reply to the thread "Funny Sh*t kids say..." by Tender Roni, posted in Gen. Chat

Just watched all of season 1 Once Upon a Time.

I liked it more than I should have, especially considering that it's basically a Disneyfied rip-off of Fables.

Now marathoning all of Supernatural. Shoulda been watching this all along, damnit.

This is a reply to the thread "Netflix Instant Queue" by Hunky Dory, posted in Otaku Chat

I'm sorely tempted to put Macross 7 on here because seriously, wtf?! VF's controlled by guitar hero controllers, ffs?

This is a reply to the thread "What is the Worst Anime you seen?" by DoomGuy360, posted in Otaku Chat

I thought this was going to be about chacks eating Sergio's tiny dick, too.

This is a reply to the thread "Overeating: the psychology of smaller packages" by Kirei the Klown, posted in News & For Sale

So Zac is a total beast in 3v3. He's an annoying bastard in Summoner's Rift, but in TT, he just seems like a total monster.

This is a reply to the thread "League of Legends" by Erics, posted in Otaku Chat

I was struggling to come up with one, but John's post reminded me that I saw the Tekken: Blood Vengeance movie (the CGI one, not the only drawn one).

This is a reply to the thread "What is the Worst Anime you seen?" by DoomGuy360, posted in Otaku Chat

So I think we're screwed:

http://...yahoo.com/...es-annually-starting-202436926.html

Still pretty sure J.J. Abrams is going to rape my childhood, possibly as much or more than Lucas did with the prequels. Because, really, he's been so respectful of the Star Trek franchise and its fans thus far.

This is a reply to the thread "Disney buys Lucasfilm, announces Ep 7" by Moonage Daydream, posted in Otaku Chat

Johnny, you seem well-positioned to possibly know the answer to this important and burning question: What is it with the word "melty" in anime and manga titles?!

This is a reply to the thread "What is the Worst Anime you seen?" by DoomGuy360, posted in Otaku Chat

Congratulations! This is awesome news.

This is a reply to the thread "Happy Birthday, Ember René!! (Congrats Mommy Mac!)" by lilmissGRIND, posted in Gen. Chat