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About coopaloop

Age: 36
Gender: M
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Joined: 13 years ago on 01/13/09
Last Visit: 2 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I call myself a lawyer, but I also can't afford me.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Play Basketball, Sleeping is always enjoyed”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm a lawyer, I sit in an office all day and try to make life complicated for other people. ”

What's your dream job?

“Doing Nothing. Like Office Space, I just want to do nothing, or be a District Attorney like Harvey Dent”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I dressed as Mr. McGibblets for Halloween 2011”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“People w/ sense of humor, who have tons of patience. I like to embarass myself and others.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“No, but I always hope they will.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Samurai Champloo”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Classic Rock, Alternative Rock, Classical. ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Wii, Xbox, Zombies. Raptor Avoidance”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Halo 4, Gears of War 4, Rayman Origins. Doritos Crash Course 1 and 2”

Steam Nickname


XBox Live! Gamertag


Other Online Gaming Info

“I know nothing of this on..line you call it?”

Jaeger Assignment

coopaloop is currently piloting ERECTION BLITZKRIEG with Nostalgia

ERECTION BLITZKRIEG's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Triple-Chop Raid
  • Multiple Whip

DOSSIER: Role is is to insult Kaiju and supply much-needed blowjobs to other Jaegers. We can safely say that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Magical Eruption when the pilots sacrificed many abortion clinics in order to save money on car insurance. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and live to aggressively fuck some Kaiju limbs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was deeply in love with her. Not all that affected by the conversion to Islam of father at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each grueling lesson was a step closer to the sensitive touching that his parents expected from him.

Unlocked his inner unicorn by the school of life where he studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a scampering ferret with frankly unnecessary speed, termed "Elegant Bastard Style", he soon gained the admiration of pretty much everybody.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with Whoopi Goldberg. Thanks to his efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, he re-dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at embracing my love if he stopped being an asshole. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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