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Age: 37Gender: MLocation: Falls Church, VA
Joined: 9 years ago on 04/21/09Last Visit: 5 days agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 24 days from now
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“Batteries and Accessories not included!”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Dancing, singing, martial arts, clubbing, cosplay, language learning (Korean & Japanese), dragon boat racing, and riding my motorcycle.... yes it's a strange mix”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Information Technology Security Specialist & Grad School Student”
What's your dream job?
“Inventor of Hasbro's best thing ever....KIDS! KIDS!!! Get your mom to buy you one now!!”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I can't think of anything... but I'm sure it involves falling... I some how do that a lot.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Any type of person that shares similiar interests or that I can laugh with”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They can work if the people make them work, but its a strain on both parties.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Naruto, Bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, Berserk, Hellsing, Outlaw Star, Get Backers, Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Alchemist, .Hack, Trigun, Neon Genesis Evangelion ... and so many more”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I like any kind of music except for country. I find myself listening to alternative/ballads to sing and hip hop/latin to dance usually. But I listen to all types”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I love watching all types of anime and reading manga. I'm also a video game fanatic when I have the extra time (both PC and console). I'm also a big cosplay fan, but just getting into my own costumes now”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Katsucon, Bootycon, and Otakon”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Aion, World of Warcraft, Rock Band 2, Dynasty Warriors, GTA, Resident Evil, and pretty much any RPG or anime based games.”
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Other Online Gaming Info
“Aion, LOTRO, Team Fortress 2, and sometimes World of Warcraft (I go back from time to time)”
Kamen is currently piloting ASTEROID METEOR with SteelViagra
ASTEROID METEOR's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by fortifying their offensive capabilities. Impervious to expressing its feelings. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and gin. Life didn't really change much when parents were fellated by assassins. It was at the age of 5 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each joyful yeast infection was a step toward the triumph that his parents expected from him.Schooled in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a tiger with sizzling power, termed "Elegant Bastard Style", he soon gained the praise of pretentious assholes everywhere.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite falling in love with a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to becoming a sassy black woman and has no fucking idea what he's doing."You, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything he taught you and adapt to the crazy situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Believe me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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