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lilmissGRIND

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About lilmissGRIND

Age: 27
Gender: F
Location: Acworth, GA

Joined: 5 years ago on 08/14/09
Last Visit: 18 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“"DICK THAT BOTCH!"”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“sing, dance, GRIND, coordinate events for my sorority, roadtrip, obsess over Mariah Carey...”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“i am currently an OEM Specialist for ADC Solutions. graduated from GMU in 2008.”

What's your dream job?

“Marriage and Family Therapist/ DJ/ one of those people who puts together cd compilations.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“hard to pick only one...i'm a quirky girl.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Who so Pulleth Out This Sword of this Stone and Anvil, is Rightwise King of my Holy Grail. (He's already been found <3 )”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“it worked out so well that we got a place together <3”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“i find battle royale appalling and interesting at the same time.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“self proclaimed music whore and walking mp3 player <3 ALL KINDS”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“i fail at being a nerd,so this is not my forte.but i've gotta admit i'm obsessed with tekken.n i like games that allow me to create my own characters.TRYING to level up in my nerdiness,but that could take a long while.i'm a disgrace to ob, i know :(”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“i've only been to otakon & D*C. i wish i could go to bootycon, but that's not gonna happen. here's hoping for next year!”

Into games? List your favorites!

“tekken, crash bandicoot, sonic, mario, soul calibur, kirby, mortal kombat, classics...”

Jaeger Assignment

lilmissGRIND is currently piloting MYSTERIOUS STALLION with Nakashima_Ricu

MYSTERIOUS STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Twitterpated Elbow Bash
  • Divine Arrow

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply helpful massages to other Jaegers, even during the confusion of undercover combat. During the Battle Of Baltimore, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding lovemaking abilities. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and have an unequaled ability to piss all over some Kaiju genitals.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and religion. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 5 that she reached puberty. Soon, she learned the techniques of oral hygeine. Each withering fuck-up was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that her heart yearned for.

Slept with a village of hobos despite a painful recurring prolapse because of her burning passion to succeed.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to Corporal by by popular demand.

Critics have described her sensual kissing style as "embarrassing bullshit", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the best stuff since gonhorrea ravaged nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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