Master__Arucard

Age: 33
Gender: M
Location: Pittsburgh, PA

Joined: 14 years ago on 05/26/04
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Type: Gold Member
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Master__Arucard is currently piloting STEAMPOWERED EXCELLENCE with micolin

STEAMPOWERED EXCELLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Pulsating Gauntlet
• Elongated Kick

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply much-needed blowjobs to civilians, even during the confusion of sexual lovemaking. May be vulnerable to bad advice. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will perform like a real pussy if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and have one purpose, which is to crush some Kaiju faces.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and comic books. Greatly devastated by the murder of his favorite hobo lover when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds battling for his life in a secret gay bath house. Each enchanting day was a step toward the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite a total lack of bowel control because of having nothing better to do.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing the old lady down the block. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

Deciding to get a clue, he dedicated himself to drinking a lot and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"Listen up, rookie, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you think you know and react to the fucked-up situation right in front of you. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Trust me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.