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Dizzie

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About Dizzie

Age: 26
Gender: M
Location: Clearwater, FL

Joined: 4 years ago on 05/06/10
Last Visit: 2 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hey there, my name is Billy. I'm 22, I live in Florida sometimes, and kansas at other times. I like playing video games. A lot. Uhhh, I'm pretty social and I like to drink. So if you like to drink we will get along pretty well.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I love to play guitar ,I've been playing for like, 9 years or something. I can't remember. I also like to sing badly when no one else is around. ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I am a super hero.”

What's your dream job?

“Somehow getting paid to do whatever the hell i want to do.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Got the whole shop talking in horrible russian accents nearly all of the time.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Cool dudes and dudettes”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“If I get to meet the person once and a while it's not so bad.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Macross is amazing, I love it. Blue Submarine #6, Cowboy Bebop, Princess Mononoke, Grave of the Fireflies, bunches of others.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I love all kinds of music, I've got a big band man crush on Coheed and Cambria, though.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I love collecting crap. When I get my own house I want to have one of those sweet man-caves filled with all of the stuff I've collected.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I don't know :( I've never been to a convention but I really want to go.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I'm a big Halo nerd, love the series. Also: Rock Band, Kingdom Hearts, Lunar 2: Eternal Blue, Ecco the Dolphin, Sonic 2+3, Ace Combat”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Dizzii”

Other Online Gaming Info

“WOORRRLLDD OFFFF WARCRAAAFTTTT”

Jaeger Assignment

Dizzie is currently piloting SWAGGERING ERUPTION with TonySmooth322

SWAGGERING ERUPTION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Steamy Head Dropkick
  • Spicy Kick

DOSSIER: Role is to perform sporadic offense designed to disable the Kaiju by fucking up their reproductive organs. Often, other Jaeger pilots have heaped praise upon the pilots' combat effectivness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and have an unequaled ability to destroy some Kaiju emotions.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of cocaine and gin. Life was transformed permanently when imaginary friends were seduced by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 5 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Each grueling beat-down was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that his sense of honor demanded.

Slept with a village of hobos despite being completely blind because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"People need to understand, you can study the training videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything he taught you and react to the crazy situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Believe me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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