Blazinjsin Buster Machine No. 23203
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About Blazinjsin Age: 35 Gender: M Location: Parkville, MD Joined: 7 years ago on 06/29/10 Last Visit: 3 months ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Tell Us About Yourself...
Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm pretty awesome, in case you haven't heard.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Read, party, hike, beach, web, MTG etc.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a welder. I make cool shit out of steel”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I like cool people. Please try to fit this criteria”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Trigun comes to mind”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Everything but R&B”
Into games? List your favorites!
“I Magic, therefor I am”
Blazinjsin is currently piloting
LUMBERJACK BULL with shiba
LUMBERJACK BULL's special combat abilities are known to include:
Shining Suckerpunch of Confusion Broken Wedgie Formation
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply tricky tax advice to soldiers, even during the heartbreak of high-speed lovemaking. May be vulnerable to emotions. During the Battle Of Paris, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to fuck shit up while simultaneously displaying outstanding choice of personal grooming habits. In the past, homeless men have envied the pilots' general cleanliness. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they crush the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by fairly normal parents in the idyllic foothills of Dayton. Existence didn't really change much when parents were fellated by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring hime here. It was at the age of 19 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Eventually, he totally failed to unlock the techniques of martial arts. Each grueling moment was a step closer to the sensitive touching that his heart yearned for.
Found himself in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied economics, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up affair despite annoying the shit out of Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something. Deciding to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and has no fucking idea what he's doing. "The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if he stopped being an asshole. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that." Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.