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Age: 38Gender: MLocation: East Elmhurst, NY
Joined: 10 years ago on 09/13/10Last Visit: 3 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hello. My name is Anthony. I am a web programmer working in NYC and I have just recently moved to Astoria. Though I am a nerd, I also play hockey so I can take a beating! Interested, Ladies???? No? K ... Later!”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“ice/roller hockey, writing scripts - I have two comedic web series I am working on. One has elements of D&D. - I also write, not draw stories for adaption in comic books... always willing for artist help and collaboration, and EATING!!”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I am a web programmer/developer/ designer working for corporate and I freelance. I also freelance video work and I am currently in the works of TWO WEBSERIES!! any interested in dungeons and dragons please message me I need input from you <3”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“My room mate and I are sharpening a rock into a spear head ... thats not funny to you, but for some reason we find it quite amusing”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Well anyone really. I have recently became single so I am not exactly looking for the love of my life. I would like to meet some cool new people who like the same things and live around the Queens area. ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“RotLW, Full Metal Alchemist (Just finished brotherhood and I loved it), I recently got into Bleach under protest, but its actually pretty rad ... yeah i said rad. Highlander, I dont have many friends into anime so suggest some to me ... now!”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Punk usually, but I enjoy all genres ... including country, rap and classical. Get into it!!”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watching Anime, Playing Xbox/PS3, Reading Comics, SFX makeup artist”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“haven't been to the con scene recently save for the monster and horror cons trying to promote my friends web series>>> www.theghouligans.com”
Into games? List your favorites!
“God of War, Tekken 6, MW2, Metal Gear Series, anything NES/Sega/Genesis/SNES, Castle Crashers, NHL series”
XBox Live! Gamertag
“Tony Smooth 19”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Modern Warfare and CASTLE CRASHERS”
TonySmooth322 is currently piloting SWAGGERING ERUPTION with Dizzie
SWAGGERING ERUPTION's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is to perform sporadic offense designed to disable the Kaiju by fucking up their reproductive organs. Often, other Jaeger pilots have heaped praise upon the pilots' combat effectivness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and have an unequaled ability to destroy some Kaiju emotions.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by wolves in the affluent foothills of Tanzania. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 6 that he had a sex change. Each erotic day was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.Unlocked his inner unicorn at Sweet Valley High where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a drunken sailor with sensual passion, termed "Invincible Armadillo Style", he soon gained the attention of some homeless guy.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite annoying the shit out of basically everybody. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.Following the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to General by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people."Son, you, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there partying, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the fucked-up situation at hand. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. And trust me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.
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