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Age: 36Gender: MLocation: North Hollywood, CA
Joined: 14 years ago on 07/06/04Last Visit: 21 days agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm a professional geek/actor/writer/film maker/accomplished master of Time Wasting”
What do you do for fun?
“I slip into accents and silly voices, make faces in the mirror, and perform social experiments.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I make the cartoons and video games talk. Occasionally, I'm in front of a camera!”
What's your dream job?
“Already have it! Now, to just make more money doing it...”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I feigned retardation for an entire day at Disneyland to get my group of friends to the front of the line ...I'm going to hell.”
Which gender are you interested in?
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Baron Straud Von Zarovich... he's just so SASSY.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Tough, but not impossible if both people are crazy, and one of them doesn't mind eventually relocating.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“I'm from the 'Old School' of Anime appreciation, so Ninja Scroll, AKIRA, Cowboy Bebop, etc. However, I hear this new 'Thundercats' anime should be pretty keen! ;)”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“All kinds. My tastes range from The Flaming Lips to Type-o-Negative, Radiohead to the Dresden Dolls, Mr. Bungle to the Moody Blues, Jonathan Coulton, The Bird and the Bee, etc... and LOTS of videogame soundtracks.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I'm an avid console and PC gamer, as well as enjoy picking up the occasional Table-top RPG campaign. I don't watch Anime much anymore. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Kollision Con, Magfest, Anime Matsuri, Anime Expo, SDCC...?”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Final Fantasy series, Street Fighter series, Suikoden series, Baldur's Gate series, Fallout Series, Breath of Fire series, Castlevania series, etc...”
Matt Fucking Miller is currently piloting DAINTY DEFIANCE with Celesleia
DAINTY DEFIANCE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply ferocious counseling services to other Jaegers, even during the heartbreak of covert lovemaking. May be vulnerable to alcohol. Perhaps that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Unyielding Nightmare when the pilots sacrificed countless kittens in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to really bum you out every so often. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and tough love. Not all that devastated by the conversion to Islam of some shitty cat at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Each joyful beat-down was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that most people would stay the fuck away from.Educated in a den of thieves where he studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a tiger with surprising passion, termed "Elegant Hulk Style", he soon gained the erections of some homeless guy.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite falling in love with Whoopi Goldberg. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.Following the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Chief Asskicker by by popular demand.So-called experts have described his robot piloting style as "weak-ass ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the most heroic stuff since Bruce Lee ravaged most of my hometown."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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