Lord_BullGod is currently piloting AUDACIOUS EXCELLENCE with AJ2
AUDACIOUS EXCELLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:
Darkness Bodyslam of Satisfaction
Penis-Mounted Flamethrower
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply tricky repair services to soldiers, even during the heartbreak of high-speed lovemaking. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Resilient Nightmare, a plan to use an experimental, truly astonishing fried chicken recipe to prolong erectile dysfunction. Cannot be damaged by sensitive attacks. During the Battle Of London, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to fuck shit up while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to explode randomly, killing everybody inside, just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of popcorn and comic books. Life was transformed permanently when parents were fellated by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each enchanting lesson was a step away from the kind of shit that his parents expected from him.
Slept with a village of hobos despite being addicted to blowjobs because of his immense determination. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a tiger with depressingly inconsistent sensuality, termed "Ferocious Armadillo Style", he soon gained the erections of pretty much everybody.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing his copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.
Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.
"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot worse at something other than this if he opened up his hearts. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.
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