LeeChan Buster Machine No. 2560
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About LeeChan Age: 32 Gender: F Location: Columbus, OH Joined: 11 years ago on 08/02/04 Last Visit: 2 months ago Type: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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Tell Us About Yourself...
Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“All the beers”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Hit refresh on OB.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I can't think of anything, but I'm very neurotic, so I'm sure you'll find something funny about me.”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Butt touching people”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I dunno, can you touch my butt over the internet?”
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Yes. All kinds.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I'm too old for that shit. Just kidding, I like stuff.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Elder Scrolls 4 Lyfe”
LeeChan is currently piloting
VALKYRIE GUARDIAN with supaaren
VALKYRIE GUARDIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:
Overwhelming Cudgel of Desperation Arm-Mounted Battle-Axe Volley
DOSSIER: Role is to supply strategic offense intended to insult the Kaiju by destroying their faces. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Rainbow Sword, a plan to use a fucked-up, ancient aggressive handjob technique to end erectile dysfunction. During the Battle Of Texas, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to perform handjobs while simultaneously displaying outstanding lovemaking abilities. Sometimes, spiritual advisors have complimented the pilots' dedication to partying. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and live to break some Kaiju friends.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of organic vegetables and religion. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that she had a sex change. Soon, she learned the techniques of martial arts. Each grueling fuck-up was a step closer to the triumph that her parents expected from her.
Truly blossomed by the school of life where she studied economics, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with depressingly inconsistent speed, termed "Ferocious Tiger Style", she soon gained the admiration of nudists. During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing affair despite killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. Due to her actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was incinerated. Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to totally wussing out whenever possible and has no fucking idea what she's doing. "Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything Mommy said and adapt to the life or death situation right in front of you. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. And trust me, this is one soldier who totally gets that." Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.