Major Tom is currently piloting SAVIOR TSUNAMI with SailorJoon
SAVIOR TSUNAMI's special combat abilities are known to include:
Suffering Kick Spasm
Womb-Mounted Slicer
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply tricky counseling services to basically anybody who asks, even during the mayhem of undercover combat. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by monks in the idyllic swamps of Hell itself. Not really devastated by the Kaiju murder of father while masturbating. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 23 that he reached puberty. Each enchanting lesson was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that his sense of honor demanded.
Educated at Stanford where he studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a tiger with never-before-seen speed, termed "Elegant Strapping Fieldhand Style", he soon gained the erections of his master.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite infuriating the old lady down the block. Due to his actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.
When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to Chief Asskicker by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.
"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot better at not completely getting the shit kicked out of him if he started touching himself a little more. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"
Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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