OtakuBooty: Major Tom

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About Major Tom

Age: 30
Gender: M
Location: Chicago, IL

Joined: 10 years ago on 10/07/04
Last Visit: 15 days ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Currently: Awesome”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Draw, play video games & board games, go to rock shows and movies, listen to music, feel the cosmos. ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I sell the best Ice Cream in the world, nbd.”

What's your dream job?

“Possible dream jobs: Rockstar, Cinematographer, Graffiti/Poster Artist, Dashing Adventurer, Bar Owner. ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I recently built a dice tower ("Entropy Engine" as it's called in the biz) out of legos! It's bitchin'.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Somebody who is comfortable with who they are. If you like yourself, you're a much more likable person. Also, a dirty sense of humor is a plus.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Can't say I'm crazy about the idea. But I suppose if the right person came along, I'd live with it. Not forever, though.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“FLCL, Goldenboy, Lupin III, Battle Angel, Yotsubato, Ah! My Goddess, Last Exile, Escaflowne, Captain Harlock, Yamato”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Queen, Led Zeppelin, The White Stripes, Junior Senior, Jimi Hendrix, Daft Punk, The Beatles, Cream, Parliament, Cornelius, Minekawa Takako, Kojima Mayumi, Pizzicato Five, Flare Odds, new wave and hair metal, psychedlic rock, lounge and big band.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I don't watch anime as much as I used to anymore. I do still read manga. I like building models, and I have a bit of a capsule toy collection. I also really like collecting artbooks.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Phantasy star IV, Chronotrigger, Shining Force II, Katamari, Metal Slug, Guilty Gear, Metal Gear Solid series, Zelda Series, Guitar Hero and Mystical Ninja starring Goemon”

Jaeger Assignment

Major Tom is currently piloting SAVIOR TSUNAMI with SailorJoon

SAVIOR TSUNAMI's special combat abilities are known to include:

Suffering Kick Spasm
Womb-Mounted Slicer

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply tricky counseling services to basically anybody who asks, even during the mayhem of undercover combat. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by monks in the idyllic swamps of Hell itself. Not really devastated by the Kaiju murder of father while masturbating. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 23 that he reached puberty. Each enchanting lesson was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that his sense of honor demanded.

Educated at Stanford where he studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a tiger with never-before-seen speed, termed "Elegant Strapping Fieldhand Style", he soon gained the erections of his master.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite infuriating the old lady down the block. Due to his actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to Chief Asskicker by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot better at not completely getting the shit kicked out of him if he started touching himself a little more. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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