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Age: 28Gender: FLocation: Ridgewood, NJ
Joined: 12 years ago on 12/02/04Last Visit: 4 years agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Now I'm not on the moon!”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Scope out babes.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I do a little dance when you pat my head and feed me biscuits.”
What's your dream job?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone who's good at Internet.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“3000 miles apart: year 1. Lived together: years 2 and 3. 6000 miles apart: year 4. Now moving back in together!”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“FLCL, Gurren Lagann, Gunbuster & Diebuster, Evangelion, Rose of Versailles, Princess Knight, Astroboy, Utena, Madoka Magica.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Music that isn't shitty.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“All I care about are JPop idols. And Homestuck.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Pokémon, Phoenix Wright, Katamari, Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan, Cooking Mama.”
Kasai is currently piloting DANGER SLEDGEHAMMER with Brinnamon
DANGER SLEDGEHAMMER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is to supply overwhelming offense intended to insult the Kaiju by fingerbanging their faces. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unstoppable Derelict, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient atomic missile to decisively end the designated hitter rule. In the past, other Jaeger pilots have been awestruck by the pilots' alcohol tolerance. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Eventually, she learned the secrets of sexual touching. Each surpising yeast infection was a step toward the kind of shit that her heart yearned for.Schooled at Stanford where she studied whatever the fuck she felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite infuriating the old lady down the block. Due to her actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was pretty happy about it.Deciding to rest on her laurels, she re-dedicated herself to partying like a true hero and is basically doing alright."People need to understand, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the life or death situation at hand. If you don't, you're fucked. Believe me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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