Tell Us About Yourself...
Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“i thought i knew everything. i thought i had read every single panel of leisuretown. but it took me until 2011 to realize "shave your nuts and meet me in the john" came from leisuretown. i failed.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“i'm turning an NES into a cigar humidor.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“artist, musician, fine woodworker, i compose a lot of trance, dance, and weird ethnic sorts of music. currently restoring a banjo ukulele i trash picked.”
What's your dream job?
“i wanna be marco in metal slug, eat pork and get fat. I want the gun that launches exploding zombie dogs.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“i own a real doll that looks exactly like Orihime Inoue, except with a penis.”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“someone to be the otis to my henry. ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“bleach, durarara, kekkaishi, full metal alchemist, crayon shin-chan, flcl, ninja scroll, guyver, neon evangelion, cashhern, deadman wonderland.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“anything electronic except house indie rock new age ambient bluegrass dance hall mimes being hit with a shovel *no top 40”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“since getting a ps4 i barely fap anymore. After getting killed 25 times in CoD by a 12 year old my testosterone level is somewhere around 0.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“there's a convention in my pants and you're all invited. philly steampunk convention if it happens.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Fallout, borderlands, walking simulators, anything 8 bit. I also like to pretend i'm an 11 year old girl in yahoo chat rooms.”
“I dunno. I have to check.”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“Nigerian email scams.”