lowcutskeleton is currently piloting BASTARD ERECTION with DifferentlySane
BASTARD ERECTION's special combat abilities are known to include:
Leopard's Whip
Billion-Tackle Spasm Assault
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply much-needed blowjobs to basically anybody who asks, even during the mayhem of full-force brawls. At times, homeless men have been awestruck by the pilots' dedication to partying. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by wolves in the dangerous suburbs of Transylvania. Existence was transformed permanently when nipples were seduced by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 19 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each joyful lesson was a step away from being less of an asshole that that his sense of honor demanded.
Played first base for the Mets despite being addicted to blowjobs because of his immense determination.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked affair despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.
Deciding to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to drinking a lot and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.
Jealous people have described his robot piloting style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the most heroic stuff since Gen. George Patton destroyed a bus-load of orphaned babies."
Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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