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Hil-Hil

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About Hil-Hil

Age: 29
Gender: F
Location: Minneapolis, MN

Joined: 9 years ago on 05/26/05
Last Visit: 1 days ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I sit squarely on the line between eccentric and mad. I will clothe you in your dreams and nightmares and you will possibly like it.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Freak out with my friends, doodle, play Scrabble, get down, dance freely, sing badly, play night games, party til 10am, play dressup, have pillow fights in my underwear. I am also a remarkable sci-fi and history nerd. ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I work in a muppet and mascot costumes and creatures workshop by day and make costumes for rockstars, kinks, and other subcultural motherfuckers by night”

What's your dream job?

“Make clothes for unique people and actually be in demand. I've finally gotten to the point now where I introduce myself and people say "Ah! I love your work!"”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have little to no shame. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“People with good hearts. Or assholes who are super hilarious.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They suck dick”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Planetes, ROD, Hellsing, Sand Chronicles,Trigun, KareKano, Mars, Dragonhalf, Miyazaki, Red River, Cowboy Bebop, Akira, They Were 11, Clover, X/1999, Blade of the Immortal, MKR, Evangelion, VHD, TEKKONKINKREET, Angel's Egg, Honey & Clover”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Yoko Kanno, Joe Hisaishi, Joy Division, Led Zeppelin, Private, Prince, Brian Eno, DAVID BOWIE, T Rex, Ace of Base, Nick Cave, Cat Stevens, Arcade Fire, Dearling Physique, Fela Kuti, Gay Witch Abortion”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I sappy shojo manga and shojo anime, and oldschool/classic shit like Akira, draw a lot of manga art, and cosplay. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I go to Anime Iowa, ACen, Dragon Con, and Ohayocon. Expo too, if I can afford it.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Farkel!”

Jaeger Assignment

Hil-Hil is currently piloting WOMBAT DANGER with eve101

WOMBAT DANGER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Breast-Mounted Gauntlet
  • Lion's Soup Ladle of Devastation

DOSSIER: Job is is to confuse Kaiju and supply courageous repair services to other Jaeger pilots. May be vulnerable to emotions. Perhaps that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Unyielding Hercules when the pilots sacrificed many psychopaths in order to save money on car insurance. Everybody agrees: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to sexual health.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of love and intellectual stimulation. Existence was transformed permanently when goldfish were kidnapped by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring here here. It was at the age of 19 that she discovered bathing. Each erotic day was a step away from the ultimate revenge that her heart yearned for.

Found herself at the school of hard knocks where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite annoying the shit out of her copilot. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.

When the dust settled after the touching battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Corporal by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people.

"Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you think you know and react to the crazy situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Believe me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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