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Age: 35Gender: FLocation: Pittsburgh, PA
Joined: 14 years ago on 06/06/05Last Visit: 7 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I work all the time and I go to school. I'm a big fan of dinosaurs and space. I spend my free time drinking coffee and sleeping.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I drink a lot of coffee and read.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I go to class, do homework, go to work, sleep, and drink coffee. I hope to retire tomorrow.”
What's your dream job?
“I would love to be an astronaut. You know, the first one to walk on Mars. I have a tattoo of Mars, Phobos, and Deimos.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Well, I've owned Steel Batallion for about two years before I finally got an XBox to play it on for my birthday. I have awesome friends!”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“A tall guy with dark hair and blue eyes. He would be kind, intelligent, chivalrous, funny, and tall and tall and tall!”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“So far it's never worked for me. I need to be cuddled at night.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“I love Paradise Kiss, RahXephon, Hellsing, Saikano, Millennium Actress, Erica Sakurazawa's Works, and Voices of A Distant Star. I like mech-like things and love stories.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I don't really care about music. It's just background noise to me.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I'm not into manga and anime much anymore. I don't collect any of the anime/gaming things because it's too expensive. I guess I have some Hello Kitty stuff, if cute Japanese shit is related.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I don't have the vacation time for conventions. My job is very demanding. I spend my vacations seeing the world.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“I'm playing Magic now.”
sarahoutloud is currently piloting CARBUNCLE HOTDOG with Patches
CARBUNCLE HOTDOG's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply ferocious massages to friendly forces, even during the melancholy of undercover battles. Impervious to emotions. During the Battle Of Washington D.C., pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding lovemaking abilities. Frequently, homeless men have wished that the pilots would improve their sexual health. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, every so often. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and intellectual stimulation. Profoundly affected by the painful goiter loss of some shitty cat guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 19 that she reached puberty. Decided to spend the next several years doing nothing in a hidden alley. Each erotic lesson was a step toward being less of an asshole that her heart yearned for.Schooled in some homeless guy's alleyway where she studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with nearly anybody that gave a shit. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.In the aftermath of the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest."Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything she taught you and react to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you're fucked. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who totally gets that."Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.
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