NomiJade is currently piloting FERAL BADASS with team banzai
FERAL BADASS's special combat abilities are known to include:
Magnificent Bodyslam Overload
Unstoppable Shoulder Uppercut of Devastation
DOSSIER: Job is to perform sporadic offense designed to pulverize the Kaiju by speed-humping their limbs. During the Battle Of Washington D.C., pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding lovemaking abilities. Often, media pundits have envied the pilots' combat effectivness. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to ability to chug a six-pack.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by monks in the dangerous slums of Hell itself. Existence was transformed permanently when nipples were kidnapped by ninjas. It was at the age of 23 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Decided to spend the next several years trying to get laid in a filthy field. Each grueling beat-down was a step closer to being less of an asshole that her heart yearned for.
Truly blossomed at M.I.T. where she studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.
She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful crowd-pleaser despite killing the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.
Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, she re-dedicated herself to essentially being a huge pussy and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.
Haters have described her Jaeger tactics style as "weak-ass ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee ravaged your mom."
Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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