Remember Lommy Greenhands

Age: 36
Gender: M
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Joined: 12 years ago on 07/06/05
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Remember Lommy Greenhands is currently piloting RAMBUNCTIOUS BLOOMER with Nikki Arcade

RAMBUNCTIOUS BLOOMER's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Hornet's Frying Pan
• Retribution Tackle Whirlwind

DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by fortifying their defensive capabilities. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Defiant Freedom, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient boner pill to prolong this war for human survival. Cannot be damaged by sensitive enemy attacks. During the Battle Of Chicago, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to protect their friends while simultaneously displaying outstanding choice of personal grooming habits. At times, homeless men have complimented the pilots' intensity. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they smash the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 19 that he had a sex change. As time progressed, he totally failed to unlock the art of sexual touching. Each suprisingly filthy day was a step closer to the triumph that his heart yearned for.

Educated at Oxford where he studied forbidden knowledge, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a bull with erotic passion, termed "Invincible Armadillo Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of nudists.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite annoying the shit out of his best friend. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

Following the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

Experts have described his sensual kissing style as "embarrassing dick-slapping", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Mike Tyson ravaged Barcelona."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.