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Yosei_Otaku

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About Yosei_Otaku

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Elkridge, MD

Joined: 8 years ago on 07/25/05
Last Visit: 3 months ago
Type: Gold Member
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Currently: Hiking, photography, sketching, saving the planet with mighty powers, knitting and cat herding.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I work for an organic market. Yay hippies! I'm also going back to school for teaching.”

What's your dream job?

“Aquatic Llama Rancher”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Hmmmmm....That one!”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I mail ordered my last man from California.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Whatever crosses my path that catches my attention.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Pretty much all of it!”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I like laughing at excessive fandoms.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I'm not sure what the Con scene looks like for me at this time. ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I'm currently wandering through various games and nothing's really sticking. Any suggestions?”

Jaeger Assignment

Yosei_Otaku is currently piloting RESOURCEFUL CHEETAH with ThePirate

RESOURCEFUL CHEETAH's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Butt-Mounted Laser
  • Venomous Hammer of Satisfaction

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply courageous blowjobs to other Jaeger pilots, even during the frenzy of undercover combat. Impervious to melancholy. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and have one purpose, which is to destroy some Kaiju children.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was a drug lord. Somewhat devastated by the conversion to Islam of her hamster at the age of three. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with controlling her emotions. It was at the age of 5 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. As time progressed, she totally failed to unlock the techniques of flower arranging. Each surpising fuck-up was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite being completely blind because of her burning passion to succeed. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a seasoned expert with senseless sensuality, termed "Elegant Elephant Style", she soon gained the praise of instructors.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite falling in love with nearly anybody that gave a shit. Due to her actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was incinerated.

Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, she dedicated herself to becoming a sassy black woman and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

Experts have described her robot piloting style as "amateur dick-slapping", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton sexually dominated all of my friends."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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