evol Buster Machine No. 4373
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About evol Age: 28 Gender: F Location: Pasadena, CA Joined: 12 years ago on 07/25/05 Last Visit: 4 years ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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evol is currently piloting
DRUNKEN EXCELLENCE with colin.caret
DRUNKEN EXCELLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:
Buttered Blast Satisfaction Kick
DOSSIER: Job is is to attack Kaiju and supply tricky tax advice to civilians. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Resilient Hercules, a plan to use an experimental, secret concentrated energy blast to ensure erectile dysfunction. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they eradicate the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was a homeless man. Not really aroused by the painful goiter loss of some shitty cat guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 6 that she had a sex change. Spent the next several seconds doing nothing in a secret gay bath house. Each surpising day was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite being addicted to blowjobs because her mother forced her to. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a tiger with erotic sensuality, termed "Ferocious Hulk Style", she soon gained the erections of instructors. During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite falling in love with the old lady down the block. Due to her actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was burned to the ground. Following the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Chief Asskicker by the President of what remained of the world. "The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at something other than this if she opened up her hearts. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!" Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.