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Age: 36Gender: MLocation: Los Angeles, CA
Joined: 13 years ago on 07/27/05Last Visit: 5 months agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“In the house like Japanese in Japan or Koreans in Korea.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Warmachine, Magic: the Gathering and Vs. System card games, Swim, DJ, Tabletop RPGs”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I design video games for fun and profit.”
What's your dream job?
“Livin' it, baby.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I always need more people to draft with.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I'm glad I've never been in one?”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Lain, Slayers, Trigun”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Electronica and hip-hop, mostly. Some things on my play list right now are: Outkast, Nas, Poxy Boggards, Miles Davis, Johnny Cash, Tiesto, Sublime, Oakenfold, and a CD I mixed myself.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Just lots of video games. Not actually a huge anime fan.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Comic-con is about it.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Amplitude, Zelda: Links Awakening, Final Fantasy Tactics, Megaman X, DDR, Descent 3, Dawn of War, Gitaroo Man, Misadventures of Tron Bonne, Rock Band, Elemental Gearbolt”
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Other Online Gaming Info
“WoW, Magic: the Gathering, Carcassonne”
Dyselon is currently piloting FLAMING BULL with Kyuuketsuki Miyu
FLAMING BULL's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane tax advice to other Jaeger pilots. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Resilient Rumble, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient atomic missile to prolong this war for human survival. Certainly that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Magical Panty Raid when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of psychopaths in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and have one purpose, which is to smash some Kaiju genitals.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. Spent the next several hours fighting for survival in a secret gay bath house. Each suprisingly filthy lesson was a step toward the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.Played first base for the Mets despite being completely blind because of having nothing better to do.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of nerds. According to survivors, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, he dedicated himself to opening his hearts to change and has been making some pretty good progress."The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot worse at something other than this if he stopped being an asshole. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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