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Age: 30Gender: FLocation: Tustin, CA
Joined: 13 years ago on 08/15/05Last Visit: 8 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“"Nice" in a bodyguard is about as useful as the ability to regurgitate whole lobsters, though I suppose that would be useful in regards to money...”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Draw, buy stupid expensive nerd clothes, play with my guinea pigs... The ush.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Whatever I want. This usually includes serving entitled folks over-priced seafood, attending art school, and being awesome. It's a full-time gig.”
What's your dream job?
“I'd be a combination video game designer/fashion designer/graphic designer/lawyer/super hero. Possibly. Or something like that.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I have an irrational fear of thunderstorms and spiders. That's funny, right? You're laughing at my pain? Yeah. Thought so.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Gamers and/or artists. ”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Bleach, Paradise Kiss, Nana, Real Bout High School, Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok, Chobits, DVD”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I have thousands of songs on my computer by many many artists... I dunno, think indie rock and alternative and metal-ish? Just ask me. ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I love video games. Steam makes reduces my need to spend gobs on systems (so I can put it all towards new games, obviously).”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Final Fantasy, BL2, Bioshock, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Skyrim, Tomb Raider, Batman: Arkham Asylum/City”
Other Online Gaming Info
“WoW, BL1/2, D3, some TF2 once in a rare while.”
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