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Peach

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About Peach

Age: 24
Gender: F
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Joined: 9 years ago on 08/17/05
Last Visit: 13 months ago
Type: Gold Member
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“For British eyes only.”

What do you do for fun?

“Draw comics, bake pastries, and watch too much tv.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“coding/graphic design/freelance titty drawing”

What's your dream job?

“Pixar/Disney animator or getting paid more to do titty drawing.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I'm a gerbil?”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“David Bowie.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Only if you're british and willing to call me like all the fucking time.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Bootycon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA ZELDA”

Jaeger Assignment

Peach is currently piloting UNTAMED BRAWLER with Mrfantastikou

UNTAMED BRAWLER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Groin-Mounted Chainsaw
  • Labia-Mounted Needle

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply ferocious counseling services to civilians, even during the melancholy of sexual battles. May be vulnerable to party drugs. Perhaps that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Erotic Panty Raid when the pilots sacrificed several thousand children in order to save money on car insurance. Often, homeless men have wished that the pilots would improve their combat effectivness. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by monks in the tranquil suburbs of Seattle. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 5 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Spent the next several seconds fucking people up in a hidden temple. Each grueling yeast infection was a step closer to the sensitive touching that that her sense of honor demanded.

Schooled at the school of hard knocks where she studied whatever the fuck she felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the speed of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with senseless brutality, termed "Ferocious Falcon Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of nudists.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful crowd-pleaser despite impregnating a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

Refusing to rest on her laurels, she dedicated herself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and is basically doing alright.

"Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the new situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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