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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: Columbia, MD
Joined: 11 years ago on 09/28/05Last Visit: 4 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 85 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“All you need to understand is that to know me is to love me. Also, it would be helpful to understand the reality of my intense narcissism.”
What do you do for fun?
“Martial arts: black belt in TKD, cross trained in Jiu Jutsu and Western Boxing, Jow Ga Kung Fu for 5 years. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I go to UMBC, and I work at the wonderful Outback Steakhouse. Currently also attempting to start a 501.c NGO.”
What's your dream job?
“To work in the State Department, or be President, one of the two :-p”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I used to tell my parents I wanted to be kitty litter when I grew up. I have yet to realize this dream.”
Which gender are you interested in?
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“People that are excellent to each other.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“BERSERK definitely, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Samurai Champloo, Ghost in the shell, Princess Mononoke, Samurai X.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Rock mostly. Classical, video game music too. Rage Against the Machine and Led Zeppelin are my favorite, but I like System of a Down, Muse, Radiohead, most stuff from the 90's. Classical-anything ominous.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I dunno, I've started getting in touch with my inner dork lately. I tried dagorhir, that was fun. I refuse to LARP however. ><”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I've only been to Otakon, but partied at Katsucon”
Into games? List your favorites!
“FFVII is my favorite of all time, followed by Fallout series, Arcanum, Half-Life, Battlefield 2, COD4, I miss the original Diablo.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“COD4... that's it right now”
SteelViagra is currently piloting ASTEROID METEOR with Kamen
ASTEROID METEOR's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by fortifying their offensive capabilities. Impervious to expressing its feelings. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by fairly normal parents in the peaceful suburbs of Seattle. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 5 that he reached puberty. Each withering lesson was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that his parents expected from him.Educated in a den of thieves where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked failure despite falling in love with everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.Deciding to learn a lesson, he re-dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and as usual, is really shitting the bed.Jealous people have described his sensual kissing style as "second-rate ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since Mike Tyson destroyed nipples everywhere."Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.
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