MamaSkull

Age: 41
Gender: F
Location: Feasterville Trevose, PA

Joined: 15 years ago on 10/28/05
Last Visit: 8 months ago
Type: Lifetime Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: Never!

View all public photos... (9 total)

• You've viewed their Profile 12249 times

[current user isn't logged in]

MamaSkull is currently piloting CUPCAKE VOLCANO with amalthea

CUPCAKE VOLCANO's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Womb-Mounted Hockey Stick
• Robust Groin Dropkick

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting civilians by multiplying their offensive capabilities. May be vulnerable to emotions. At times, media pundits have been awestruck by the pilots' choice of personal grooming habits. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will cause incurable cancer pretty much any time you even look at it. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they take a huge shit on the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and tough love. Life didn't really change much when nipples were seduced by her little brother. It was at the age of 6 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Gradually, she totally failed to unlock the secrets of flower arranging. Each surpising moment was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Was accepted to Harvard despite being addicted to blowjobs because her mother forced her to. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a tiger with sensual passion, termed "Ferocious Bastard Style", she soon gained the attention of pretentious assholes everywhere.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite impregnating her mother. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was angrily promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by by popular demand.

Experts have described her sensual kissing style as "amateur dick-slapping", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee sexually dominated most of my hometown."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.