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MamaSkull

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About MamaSkull

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: Feasterville Trevose, PA

Joined: 9 years ago on 10/28/05
Last Visit: 4 months ago
Type: Lifetime Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Currently in the midst of working and parenting full time, but would like to get back some me time.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Having company at our house, watching TV series that I funny or engaging. I am pretty low key right now.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Trade show planning.”

What's your dream job?

“Anything that allows me to work for myself.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I am constantly hitting my head on things. it's tragic, really.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Kind people who like to "hang loose", play casual games (board games, MtG), and who live in our area.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They are difficult, but can work in certain cases and if the people are committed to each other.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Paranoia Agent, Satoshi Kon movies (Tokyo Godfathers, Paprika, Perfect Blue), Kino's Journey, Death Note (pre-americanized version).”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Can I say none? I do find that my 3 year old is very calm while watching Miyazaki movies, though.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“None, recently, but would like to hit comic con and dragoncon eventually.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I used to play Anarchy Online, White Wolf games, and D&D tabletop (2nd and 3rd Edition), but haven't done so in a while.”

Jaeger Assignment

MamaSkull is currently piloting CUPCAKE VOLCANO with amalthea

CUPCAKE VOLCANO's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Womb-Mounted Hockey Stick
  • Robust Groin Dropkick

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting civilians by multiplying their offensive capabilities. May be vulnerable to emotions. At times, media pundits have been awestruck by the pilots' choice of personal grooming habits. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will cause incurable cancer pretty much any time you even look at it. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they take a huge shit on the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and tough love. Life didn't really change much when nipples were seduced by her little brother. It was at the age of 6 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Gradually, she totally failed to unlock the secrets of flower arranging. Each surpising moment was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Was accepted to Harvard despite being addicted to blowjobs because her mother forced her to. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a tiger with sensual passion, termed "Ferocious Bastard Style", she soon gained the attention of pretentious assholes everywhere.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite impregnating her mother. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was angrily promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by by popular demand.

Experts have described her sensual kissing style as "amateur dick-slapping", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee sexually dominated most of my hometown."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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