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StuMan1337

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About StuMan1337

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Exton, PA

Joined: 13 years ago on 12/06/05
Last Visit: 6 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“write (*,*) 'Hello World!'”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Playing football and hockey, and I'm recently attempting to get into golf”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm a Nuclear Engineer”

What's your dream job?

“Video game programmer”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I once memorized 31 digits of pi, and I still remember them”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Inuyasha, Ghost in the Shell, Samurai Champloo, Trigun, Bleach, Death Note”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Rock, Metal”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching Anime, playing video games...”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Halo, Street Fighter, Sonic the Hedgehog, Gears of War, Mass Effect”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“StuMan1337”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Halo 2, Halo 3, Gears of War”

Jaeger Assignment

StuMan1337 is currently piloting DANGER GUARDIAN with EvilJorge

DANGER GUARDIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Dolphin's Kick of Orgasmic Bliss
  • Triple-Suckerpunch Penetation Raid of Confusion

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting basically anybody who asks by fortifying their offensive capabilities. Frequently, media pundits have expressed concern over the pilots' ability to chug a six-pack. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and like nothing better than to break some Kaiju feelings.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by robots in the dangerous slums of Hell itself. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. Each enchanting moment was a step toward the triumph that his heart yearned for.

Unlocked his inner unicorn by the school of life where he studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite "accidentally" killing his copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

Deciding to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to essentially being a huge pussy and is basically doing alright.

"People need to understand, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you learned and react to the new situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, you're fucked. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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