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About 1-Up

Age: 38
Gender: M
Location: Charlottesville, VA

Joined: 11 years ago on 12/15/05
Last Visit: 28 days ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I've paid the cost to be the mid-boss”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Epic OB Profile Photography. Reptiles”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Discharge Room (heh heh) for an Emergency Room.”

What's your dream job?

“Entrepreneur- make something cheap and silly and make a nice profit on it from other otaku, like those ridiculous Yaoi oar-paddles.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Listen to talk radio while I'm on the computer..Howard Stern show, Opie and Anthony, etc. I'm listening to your music while I grind myWoW character-Something funny I own? The 35mm reel trailer to "Moulin Rouge"”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Movers and Shakers, drinkers, persons with a good sense of humor.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Results vary.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Macross, Gundam, Detroit Metal City ..among many”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“An absolute variety”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching anime, playing video games, costuming, karaoke, emceeing anime convention events, and puppetry.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Dragon*Con, Nekocon, NYCC, dammit I want to go to MAGFest”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Fallout , METAL GEAR, Phoenix Wright, Mass Effect, Zelda, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Phantasy Star, Grand Theft Auto, Pokemon”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Oneup til sunup”

Other Online Gaming Info

“World of Warcraft”

Jaeger Assignment

1-Up is currently piloting LEGENDARY PUNISHER with SolidSnakeEyes

LEGENDARY PUNISHER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Penis-Mounted Punch
  • Groin-Mounted Chainsaw of Nothingness

DOSSIER: Likes to help friendly forces by upgrading their defensive power. As we all know historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Secret Panty Raid, during which most of Mexico was destroyed in an effort to relieve boredom. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to general cleanliness.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by mongooses in the affluent suburbs of Tanzania. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 6 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several hours training his guts out in a filthy toy store. Each suprisingly filthy yeast infection was a step closer to the kind of shit that that his sense of honor demanded.

Educated in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite infuriating Whoopi Goldberg. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.

Following the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at shit in general if he opened up his hearts. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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