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Age: 41Gender: MLocation: San Lorenzo, CA
Joined: 13 years ago on 01/31/06Last Visit: 34 days agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 652 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Not a lot can be said in a paragraph. Just ask if you want to know.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Shoot, hike, swords and other weapons, make monsters out of houshold appliances, draw, stare at my fish, lan parties, theater [stage and tech], mallrat, BBQ with my neighbors. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Computer junk, Videography, Ren Faire, Audio, Theater [omni-tech], freelance web devel, being a negative creep.”
What's your dream job?
“Tzar of an island that is filled with folks that I actually like.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“A smokers kit from Disneyland...ya know, for kids.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone who isn't an asshat.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Do-able, depending on the other half. It takes patience and a strong bond.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“The classics, of course, Ranma, Evangelion, Those Who Hunt Elves, Dragon Half, Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku, Gunsmith Cats, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Pretty much anything Hayao Miyazaki, Ghost in the Shell, Many many more...”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Name it...music is music, there is almost always a redeeming quality. I prefer rock, jazz, blues, techno, remixes in general, 80's, 90's, 60's, 50's, 20's.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I watch, play, game, collect scrolls, make movie shorts. Ok, most of those shorts are Star Wars related.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Anime Expo, Fanime, Cherry Blossom Festival, California Steampunk Exhibition”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Most anything Star Wars related, most first person shooters, RPG's. There are just so many...”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Obsidian, Battlefront, Age of Mythology, Jedi Academy, World of Warcraft (Biomix on Argent Dawn), EverQuestII (Antithion on Blackborrow, with the Night Betrayers)”
Biomix is currently piloting FESTERING MAJESTY with stagewench
FESTERING MAJESTY's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting friendly forces by multiplying their sexual power. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Unicorn, a plan to use a game-changing, secret fried chicken recipe to end erectile dysfunction. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Defiant Freedom, during which most of Atlanta was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to act like a total asshole pretty much any time you even look at it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and have an unequaled ability to break some Kaiju reproductive organs.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was a mild-mannered librarian. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 19 that he reached puberty. Decided to spend the next several seconds training his guts out in a hidden dojo. Each withering fuck-up was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that most people would stay the fuck away from.Became high school valedictorian despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because sometimes life is crazy like that.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite falling in love with his mother. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.Following the grueling battle, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by God himself."The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot better at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.
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