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JUXTAPOZ13

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About JUXTAPOZ13

Age: 30
Gender: M
Location: Indianapolis, IN

Joined: 8 years ago on 02/10/06
Last Visit: 9 hours ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Ever read A Farewell to Arms? Well I wrote it. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I like to travel, fish, play guitar in a few local bands, draw, workout, read, build contraptions, mountain biking, cycling, muay thai , kenpo, wushu, tkd”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I am insanely obsessed with being obsessed with insanity...also I kill dead people. Twice. ”

What's your dream job?

“I want to be paid to be richer than Donald Trump. ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I enjoy making my friend laugh so hard that she has asthma attacks. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Id like to make a few new friends who like anime and games. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“meh”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“ Evangelion, BeBop, FLCL, BLEACH, Black Lagoon, Samurai Champloo, GITS, Trigun, Samurai X, GunGrave, Last Exile, Kare Kano, Air Gear,Ergo Proxy, Gilgamesh, Otogizoushi, nana, shingetsutan Tsukihime, Rozen Maiden, Basalisk, nhk....”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“For starts I'm a big fan of Yuki kaijura & yoko kanno's work and as for bands I like:-- Dream Theater, Symphony X, Metallica, Stygia, Slipknot, Kamelot, Pink Floyd, Mike Stern, John Finn... some jazz and fusion, classical and some country”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching animu and playing on xbox live”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Boston Anime Con 08, I like lady parts! 08”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Gears of War, Halo, Call of Duty, Unreal, Doom, Battlefield Vietnam, Devil may cry series, Command and Conquer, Warcraft, Age of Empres..etc.”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Juxx13”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Gears of war, Call of duty 4”

Jaeger Assignment

JUXTAPOZ13 is currently piloting OVULATING AMAZON with ImperfectlyGathered

OVULATING AMAZON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Atomic Halberd
  • Oblivion Bash

DOSSIER: Role is is to disable Kaiju and supply ferocious tax advice to other Jaegers. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 5 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Spent the next several seconds sleeping in a secret toy store. Each sexual yeast infection was a step closer to the triumph that his parents expected from him.

Truly blossomed on the streets where he studied economics, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a scampering ferret with sensual sensuality, termed "Ferocious Elephant Style", he soon gained the praise of commanders.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of nearly anybody that gave a shit. Thanks to his efforts, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was pretty happy about it.

In the aftermath of the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the general's dogwalker by by popular demand.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot worse at something other than this if he stopped being an asshole. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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