john william

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm an eighth level mathemagician.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I play music and I enter greased man bikini contests.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“kiss for money”

What's your dream job?

“rock star”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Laughter died for me the day I found out I had cancer”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone who wants to cook and clean and do whatever I say. Also, sex on the first date. Like seriously. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“How do you right hook someone who is hundreds of miles away?”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Manga: Akira, Nausica, Anime: The Big O, Fooly Cooly”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Mostly indie-rock type of stuff, especially my band, which is the most awesome fargin' shyeet you've ever heard in your life.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I force whatever girl I'm with at the time to dress up like anime characters during sex.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I'll be at Anime Expo 07, you villains!”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Lunar, GTA, Halo, Grandia, Splinter Cell”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“mr moz”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Halo, Street fighter, strip poker on my webcam”