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Grave

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About Grave

Age: 33
Gender: M
Location: Copiague, NY

Joined: 8 years ago on 03/17/06
Last Visit: 17 days ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 258 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“levelheaded man with style.... oh and I hate comma's”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Photography, surf, mountain bike, illustrate”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Promote the selling of drugs”

What's your dream job?

“Making a living off of my photography”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“On a dare I bought a slurpy from 711 in a blizzard....Naked. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Not sure, surprise me”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“You mean sex without comitment... uhm..... they usually dont work.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Hellsing, Beserk, Captain Tylor, H X H, Death Note, Bebop, Gantz, Lone Wolf, Kenshin, ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“The Blues, 60-70's RnR, Some Gangsta Rap, Some Techno, not a large fan of country but everything else I am open to.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“playing with my wii.... I can never say that with a straight face”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Not sure yet”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I am a bit OS when it comes to games, FFX, TH, Zelda rocks... FFXII”

Jaeger Assignment

Grave is currently piloting WHIPPERSNAPPER BADASS with Icewind

WHIPPERSNAPPER BADASS's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Erotic Whip
  • Nothingness Bash Technique

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting friendly forces by fortifying their offensive power. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Freedom, a plan to use an experimental, new nuclear weapon to hopefully end inflation. May be vulnerable to alcohol. Certainly historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Erotic Cumberbatch, during which most of Mexico was destroyed in an effort to figure out what all of the buttons on the Jaeger's control panel actually did. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of unconditional love and acceptance... and and intellectual stimulation. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 6 that he discovered bathing. Each joyful yeast infection was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Was accepted to Harvard despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with never-before-seen power, termed "Elegant Bastard Style", he soon gained the admiration of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was immediately promoted to General by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

Haters have described his Jaeger tactics style as "embarrassing dick-slapping", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the toughest stuff since Arnold Schwartzeneggar destroyed your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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