Pete is currently piloting ERUPTION PASSION with Cutenfluffy626
ERUPTION PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:
Shining Groin Dropkick Attack
Labia-Mounted Bomb Barrage of Madness
DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by improving their party power. Often, spiritual advisors have heaped praise upon the pilots' ability to chug a six-pack. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will perform like a real pussy if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they crush the Kaiju without speed-humping each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. Not all that aroused by the Kaiju murder of family dog when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 6 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Each sexual moment was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that his heart yearned for.
Truly blossomed at the school of hard knocks where he studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.
He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Thanks to his efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.
Deciding to learn a lesson, he re-dedicated himself to drinking a lot and as usual, is really shitting the bed.
"Son, you, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything he taught you and react to the new situation at hand. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Believe me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.
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