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About jacabbysal

Age: 39
Gender: M
Location: Plano, TX

Joined: 14 years ago on 07/29/06
Last Visit: 2 months ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello, if you are reading this then you were probly tricked here.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I ride around and play games lots of games”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.


What's your dream job?

“getting paid for doing what ever I feel like doing”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“hmmm something funny.... ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Well I am not to picky, so I guess you will do. After we establish that you are alive we will take it from there.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“ehh there alright and they can work you just have to be willing to try”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Last Exile is one but I have others... there in my closet, would you go get them for me ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Alternative punk and rock”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I have many.”

Into games? List your favorites!


Other Online Gaming Info


Jaeger Assignment

jacabbysal is currently piloting FERTILITY STABBER with Ayaka

FERTILITY STABBER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Dolphin's Scissor
  • Triple-Suckerpunch Spasm

DOSSIER: Job is to unleash overwhelming offense intended to disable the Kaiju by fucking up their assholes. Perhaps that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Unstoppable Freedom when the pilots sacrificed nearly all of the Earth's puppies in order to save its reputation. Sometimes, the pilots' parents have been awestruck by the pilots' dedication to asskicking. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they break the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of lima beans and comic books. Greatly aroused by the Kaiju murder of family dog while masturbating. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 6 that he had a sex change. Decided to spend the next several years fucking people up in a secret youth hostel. Each joyful day was a step toward being less of an asshole that his parents expected from him.

Schooled at Stanford where he studied pretty much anything his voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite "accidentally" killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

When the dust settled after the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to General by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about.

"Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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