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Richard Wrinkletips

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About Richard Wrinkletips

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Tucker, GA

Joined: 14 years ago on 08/08/06
Last Visit: 5 months ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“The name's Dogs. Fingers Dogs.”

What do you do for fun?

“Cutting myself. I've cut back on suicide for my new year's resolution.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“GUN SHOOTS ROBOT. Moving without definitive direction. Explode to several pieces after the target been hit by gun.”

What's your dream job?

“lol animu assassin”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“lol internet (wait, does that mean I've done the internet, or I own the internet? But people tell me I /am/ the internet! Ahh!)”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“What kind of person would you like to meat? Wait, the inconsistancy between these questions ruins this joke. Fuck you, John Booty.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Genki Crisis only.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“BASSSSSSSSSSSSSS--actually, I've cut back on bass too. Bass'd out. BALLS OUT. Bleeps and bloops.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I don't know what any of that means.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Katsucon, BootyCon, Otakon, Dragon*Con, jerkcon.”

Into games? List your favorites!


Other Online Gaming Info

“TF2, L4D1/2, Portal 2, Killing Floor, etc. Steam 4eva”

Jaeger Assignment

Richard Wrinkletips is currently piloting AUDACIOUS PASSION with MissyJotastic

AUDACIOUS PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Nimble Ear Suckerpunch
  • Breast-Mounted Blaster

DOSSIER: Job is is to disable Kaiju and supply helpful massages to friendly forces. In the past, the pilots' parents have heaped praise upon the pilots' dedication to partying. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out every so often. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was a terrifying cyborg. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. Reluctantly spent the next several hours sleeping in a seriously shady youth hostel. Each sexual lesson was a step closer to the kind of shit that his heart yearned for.

Educated at M.I.T. where he studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a tiger with sensual speed, termed "Invincible Falcon Style", he soon gained the erections of commanders.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite killing the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

Following the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Head Badass by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

"Son, you, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the crazy situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, you're fucked. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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