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Mandori

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About Mandori

Age: 26
Gender: F
Location: Tempe, AZ

Joined: 7 years ago on 11/26/06
Last Visit: 15 days ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“VVVVVZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I travel on a cheap budget and fit as many people in a room as uncomfortably possible”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Assistant/Gopher”

What's your dream job?

“I'm Looking for that ever elusive career where I actually enjoy going to work. Someday. Somewhere.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Before I grew boobs I looked like a dude.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“asians and space pirates....asian space pirates?”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“It's been proven to me through personal experience that they can work, but....”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“FLCL, Mind Game, all Miyazaki films, Tokyo Godfathers, Tengan Topa Gurren Lagan and yes, on occasion I lower my standards to watch stuff like ouran high school host club”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“If it's catchy I'll fall for anything. Send me your favorite music so I can love it too.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I like to watch other people play video games so I don't have to.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Boooooteeeeeycooooooon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“No, to the chagrin of many. Actually I take that back, I've been known to play Ouendan from time to time.”

Jaeger Assignment

Mandori is currently piloting LACTATING MEATBALL with D-Rock

LACTATING MEATBALL's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Shoulder-Mounted Mallet
  • Womb-Mounted Needle

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply helpful counseling services to civilians, even during the mayhem of sexual combat. Frequently, homeless men have heaped praise upon the pilots' choice of personal grooming habits. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they punch the Kaiju without murdering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of lima beans and religion. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 5 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each withering yeast infection was a step closer to being less of an asshole that her heart yearned for.

Unlocked her inner unicorn by the school of life where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite impregnating nearly anybody that gave a shit. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the general's dogwalker by God himself.

Haters have described her robot piloting style as "weak-ass bullshit", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "basically her new religion" and "some of the best mayhem since Godzilla destroyed Barcelona."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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