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Age: 35Gender: MLocation: Mc Lean, VA
Joined: 12 years ago on 01/24/07Last Visit: 4 months agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 476 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm Matt, 22 years old, classic gamer, programmer in training.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I cook, play games, read, listen to music, and various other activities. Some actually include physical activity of some sort!”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm in school for computer science, and I currently do tech support for the DOD. It pays pretty well.”
What's your dream job?
“Game Designer / programmer.... or the first black ninja in the Royal Canadian Mounties. (long story)”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I saved my best friend from his couch once.. does that count?”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I'm here chat, meet friends, etc.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I had one for three years... it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Till' it wasn't.... if you catch my drift.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Lupin, Slayers, Ike! Inachu Takkyubu, Sailor Moon, Genshiken, Tenchi Muyo, GTO, Tenshi ni Narumon, Please Save My Earth, Galaxy Express 999, Blackjack, One Piece, ”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Hard to say.. I enjoy almost anything, as long as it is "good". My favorite bands are Huey Lewis & The News, XTC, Primus, VNV Nation, Aphex Twin, Type O Negative, NIN, L'arc en Ciel, Frank Zappa... lots more”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I but entirely too many DVDs, Games, and Soundtracks for both anime and video games. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I used to go to Katsucon every year.. I haven't been in a while. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Mega Man/Rockman, Gitaroo Man, Dragon Quest, Final Fantasy, Metroid, Super Mario, Sonic Games (in the good ol' days)... Space Quest, Leisure Suit Larry.”
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Other Online Gaming Info
“not many these days, but I used to play a lot of Diablo and Diablo II”
lordwindowlicker is currently piloting GOLDEN BASTARD with Covered in Clay
GOLDEN BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Likes to help other Jaeger pilots by improving their party capabilities. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Stalwart Magical, a plan to use an unbelievable, new nuclear weapon to ensure the designated hitter rule. Cannot be damaged by violent enemy attacks. During the Battle Of Topeka, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to unleash devastating attacks while simultaneously displaying outstanding ability to chug a six-pack. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they crush the Kaiju without speed-humping each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by mongooses in the tranquil foothills of Dayton. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 6 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each withering yeast infection was a step away from being less of an asshole that his parents expected from him.Became high school valedictorian despite being addicted to blowjobs because his mother forced him to.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite killing the old lady down the block. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was incinerated.In the aftermath of the touching clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to the general's dogwalker by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever."You, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the new situation at hand. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who totally gets that."Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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