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Chib

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About Chib

Age: 29
Gender: F
Location: Utrecht, Utrecht

Joined: 7 years ago on 01/28/07
Last Visit: 2 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Who are you and what are you doing with that mouse?! Stop it, stop it now!”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I'm in school, so I do a lot of reading that vaguely relates to my field for fun. I love soccer and drawing, too. ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I teach adults with developmental disabilities.”

What's your dream job?

“Shit licker ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I once sharted myself in the buffet line on a cruise because of some particularly wicked anal sex.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I don't really want to meet any of you fucks. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I'm not gonna make any blanket statements. They're shitty, but sometimes the right people pop up that way.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Evangelion, Paranoia Agent, Haibane Renme, Avatar, Lain”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Not really. ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I watch anime, but now that I don't download it, I'm way behind the times. I play D&D, computer games and some console games. I tend to like strategy more than coordination.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Skipping BC this year.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Culdcept Saga, N+, Rock Band, Oblivion, Monsters, etc.”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Chibette”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Rock Band, Culdcept, N+”

Jaeger Assignment

Chib is currently piloting MOIST BRAWLER with Colbalt Kodachi

MOIST BRAWLER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Breast-Mounted Mallet
  • Million-Nippletwister Barrage of Happiness

DOSSIER: Role is to perform strategic offense designed to destroy the Kaiju by fucking up their reproductive organs. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Nightmare, a plan to use a game-changing, secret aggressive handjob technique to end Obamacare. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to act like a total asshole if the pilots don't really have their shit together. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they smash the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by wolves in the peaceful suburbs of Pittsburgh. Deeply aroused by the Kaiju murder of some shitty cat at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Reluctantly spent the next several hours training her guts out in a filthy temple. Each enchanting yeast infection was a step away from being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite a painful recurring prolapse because of her immense determination.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite impregnating basically everybody. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.

Deciding to get a clue, she dedicated herself to attempting to pilot her Jaeger sober and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

Critics have described her sensual kissing style as "embarrassing dick-slapping", while mostly everybody else has described it as "awesome" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Gen. George Patton invaded most of my hometown."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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