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Dr. Taylor Lay

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About Dr. Taylor Lay

Age: 28
Gender: F
Location: Canoga Park, CA

Joined: 7 years ago on 02/16/07
Last Visit: 2 hours ago
Type: Lifetime Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Sucks to your assmar.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Work in a Intracellular trafficking lab, get drunk.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“QC Chemist”

What's your dream job?

“Research and Development for a Biotech company.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I climbed a wall outside of Starbucks once and got told to stop acting like a Monkey by the lady who worked there.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone who goes with the flow.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“...Difficult, but plausible in some cases.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Beebop, Naruto, Bleach, FSN, FLCL, Outlaw Star, Battle Angel, Love Hina, Gon. ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Punk, Metal(Death, Prog, Heavy), Techno, Symphonic types.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“ I enjoy RPG's, both Table Top and Computerized.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Bootycon TWENTY Ten..”

Into games? List your favorites!

“WoW, DDR, Final Fantasy OF ANY NUMBER(Except 8. 8 is weaksauce.), Digital Devil Saga, Nocturne, Disgaea.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“World of Warcraft: Kilrogg, Noxeyes, 80 Tauren Shammy.”

Jaeger Assignment

Dr. Taylor Lay is currently piloting HOLLYWOOD CHEETAH with Ali

HOLLYWOOD CHEETAH's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Breast-Mounted Cutlass of Enlightenment
  • Joyfulness Tackle of Judgement

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to disable Kaiju and supply much-needed counseling services to other Jaeger pilots. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and like nothing better than to fingerbang some Kaiju emotions.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with monks in the dangerous slums of an average American small town. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 23 that she swore revenge. Each surpising moment was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that her parents expected from her.

Found herself at M.I.T. where she studied her own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a bull with senseless passion, termed "Ferocious Tiger Style", she soon gained the praise of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful crowd-pleaser despite impregnating nearly anybody that gave a shit. Thanks to her efforts, most of the city was saved and the rest was burned to the ground.

Deciding to learn a lesson, she dedicated herself to totally wussing out whenever possible and has been making some pretty good progress.

"The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot better at piloting giant robots if she started touching herself a little more. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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