Dr. Taylor Lay is currently piloting HOLLYWOOD CHEETAH with Ali
HOLLYWOOD CHEETAH's special combat abilities are known to include:
Breast-Mounted Cutlass of Enlightenment
Joyfulness Tackle of Judgement
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to disable Kaiju and supply much-needed counseling services to other Jaeger pilots. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and like nothing better than to fingerbang some Kaiju emotions.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with monks in the dangerous slums of an average American small town. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 23 that she swore revenge. Each surpising moment was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that her parents expected from her.
Found herself at M.I.T. where she studied her own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a bull with senseless passion, termed "Ferocious Tiger Style", she soon gained the praise of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful crowd-pleaser despite impregnating nearly anybody that gave a shit. Thanks to her efforts, most of the city was saved and the rest was burned to the ground.
Deciding to learn a lesson, she dedicated herself to totally wussing out whenever possible and has been making some pretty good progress.
"The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot better at piloting giant robots if she started touching herself a little more. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"
Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.
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