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Age: 33Gender: FLocation: Tacoma, WA
Joined: 14 years ago on 02/19/07Last Visit: 5 months agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I am a Japanese rockstar. And a man. ”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Listen to music, go to concerts, travel, write, draw, study languages”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I manipulate your mind. ”
What's your dream job?
“A Japanese rockstar. ”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I wear a piece of cloth over my nose.... ”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone who's not psycho-crazy. Beyond that, I'm game for anything. I like making freinds. Oh. Please don't talk to me if you're going to talk in l33t or if you're too lazy to type words out. ex. you - 'u' are - 'r' . ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I guess for the right person and the right chemistry, you're willing to try anything. ”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Umn... I like Wallflower.. and Fushigi Yuugi... and um.. name something, and I'll tell you if I know it or not. 'm not good with lists, either.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Um... I prefer manga, because I just don't have the attention span to sit there and watch something, unless I'm doing something else (read: on the computer) at the same time. ”
Into games? List your favorites!
“DDR, Harvest Moon, Warcraft”
malikyiaue is currently piloting ELONGATED DANGER with Lo-Rez
ELONGATED DANGER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting soldiers by fortifying their sensual power. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Erotic Asskicking, during which most of Yankee Stadium was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. In the past, experienced Jaeger pilots have complimented the pilots' ability to chug a six-pack. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and live to destroy some Kaiju children.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a travelling Gypsy. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 6 that she swore revenge. Spent the next several years masturbating in a hidden basement. Each surpising moment was a step closer to the sensitive touching that that her sense of honor demanded.Found herself at the school of hard knocks where she studied economics, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a seasoned expert with frankly unnecessary passion, termed "Ferocious Strapping Fieldhand Style", she soon gained the erections of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing success despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. Due to her actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.Refusing to get a clue, she re-dedicated herself to square dancing and is basically doing alright."The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot worse at shit in general if she hugged a puppy once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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