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Voyager

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About Voyager

Age: 30
Gender: M
Location: East Brunswick, NJ

Joined: 11 years ago on 02/21/07
Last Visit: 4 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello. I'm a nerd/gamer type person, and i'm a rather intelligent, improvisational thinker.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Read. plotting world domination, watch clips of "Whose Line is it anyway?" on YouTube for laughs, Discovery Channel + History Channel ftw. Dungeons and dragons on sundays.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Going to college at the moment.”

What's your dream job?

“producing a successful webcomic, or maybe something related to Mythbusting... ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I'm probly one of the few people who owns Galaxy Angel dvd's.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone.. fun, and neat, who shares my interests. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Hmm.. maybe? I couldn't say for sure.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Hellsing, Ghost in the shell, Big-o, Record of Lodoss War, Orphen, Saiyuki, .hack//, Scry-ed, i'm probly forgetting several.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“little bit of everything, except Pop. Pop sucks. -_-”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching anime. games n stuff. ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Xenosaga, God of War, Shadow of the Colossus.”

Steam Nickname

“Zoliathan”

Other Online Gaming Info

“League of Legends on US Server, Zoliathon on there.”

Jaeger Assignment

Voyager is currently piloting ALLURING PASSION with indiana

ALLURING PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Untamed Butt Jump-Kick
  • Sexy Bomb Inferno

DOSSIER: Role is is to destroy Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane massages to other Jaegers. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Magical Nightmare, a plan to use a fucked-up, new atomic missile to hopefully end inflation. Certainly that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Resilient Cumberbatch when the pilots sacrificed several thousand leading scientists in order to save some dude's record collection. At times, other Jaeger pilots have expressed concern over the pilots' alcohol tolerance. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will cause incurable cancer just when the pilots are starting to have fun. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they break the Kaiju without murdering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was an arms dealer. Life didn't really change much when parents were killed by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 6 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each enchanting lesson was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite excessive body odor because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with senseless sensuality, termed "Invincible Bastard Style", he soon gained the attention of pretty much everybody.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up affair despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. Due to his actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.

Refusing to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to totally wussing out whenever possible and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Believe me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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