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neko-san

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About neko-san

Age: 30
Gender: M
Location: Portland, OR

Joined: 7 years ago on 03/06/07
Last Visit: 2 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“hello. I'm just me, I take photos at cons and on weekends I atempt to take over the world with my mentaly deficient mousie cohort”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“it's been awhile since I had fun so I don't remember”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I atend college. I also pose as a mild mannered fast food employee to hide my true identity as The Master, arc nemisis of the doctor”

What's your dream job?

“going to conventions for a living”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“well there was this one time that I poured vodka into my friends bud lite while he was in the restroom. when he drank it he said it burned like fire.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I think it'd be cool to meet someone who is into the same things I am, who is nice and easy going. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“after I've had one I'll let you know.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“sailor moon, tenchi muyo, hyper police, sgt frog, dragonball, dbz, outlaw star, and dragon half to name a few”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I'm into most kinds of music. not particularly a fan of hip hop do to over exposer, as well as mexican music due to the same.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“mainly I collect various anime Paraphernalia such as manga, animation cels and figurines. (manga currently collecting: sgt. frog, Ranma, Dragon ball)”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“fanime, anime vegas, anime expo(tenitive), comic con(also tenitive), animagic”

Into games? List your favorites!

“team fortress 2, portal, rock band, phoenix wright, world of warcraft, gitaroo man, and elite beat agent”

Steam Nickname

“nek0san”

Other Online Gaming Info

“team fortress 2, counterstrike source, left 4 dead”

Jaeger Assignment

neko-san is currently piloting OVULATING RAMPAGE with Miaow!

OVULATING RAMPAGE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Gassy Tackle
  • Hundred-Strike Spasm

DOSSIER: Job is is to pulverize Kaiju and supply helpful blowjobs to basically anybody who asks. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Resilient Asskicking, a plan to use a game-changing, truly astonishing atomic missile to decisively end struggle against Kaiju. Impervious to bad advice. Perhaps that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Frisky Cumberbatch when the pilots sacrificed several hundred puppies in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of lima beans and gin. Existence threw a fucking curveball when parents were killed by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 23 that he discovered bathing. Eventually, he totally failed to unlock the techniques of martial arts. Each surpising day was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his parents expected from him.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of his immense determination.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane affair despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.

When the dust settled after the touching clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to bat boy for the Mets by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot worse at embracing my love if he stopped being an asshole. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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