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Age: 37Gender: FLocation: Brooklyn, NY
Joined: 16 years ago on 02/18/04Last Visit: 3 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I HAVE STUFF. I LIKE STUFF. MORE STUFF.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“STUFF and Taxidermy. Oh wait...”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
What's your dream job?
“Pillow tester. What that joke wasn't that bad was it”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I've personally shit posted so hard Moot called it out ”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“FUCK NO. HAHAHAHAHA NO FUCK YOU.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Magi Labrynth of Magic, Sailor Moon, Gundam”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Yes! But no, I can't seem to get into listening to music idly. No preference, lots of good music regardless of genre. Been listening to whatever Spotify thinks is Bollywood music when I need to concentrate. ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Photography, ninja skills. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
XBox Live! Gamertag
“Fuck Xbox Live.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“STUFF and Overwatch. ”
taiki is currently piloting TINGLE SLEDGEHAMMER with Uppity Negress
TINGLE SLEDGEHAMMER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support civilians by upgrading their sexual power. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Rainbow Rumble, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient doomsday device to hopefully end erectile dysfunction. May be vulnerable to melancholy. Certainly that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Unyielding Sword when the pilots sacrificed two or three leading scientists in order to save a fellow Jaeger pilot. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without destroying each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a secretary. Father was a brillian scientist. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. Reluctantly spent the next several hours masturbating in a filthy youth hostel. Each surpising moment was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his heart yearned for.Truly blossomed at Oxford where he studied pretty much anything his voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing affair despite "accidentally" killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to totally wussing out whenever possible and has no fucking idea what he's doing."The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot better at embracing my love if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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