Bad Wolf Buster Machine No. 1824
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About Bad Wolf Age: 30 Gender: F Location: Los Angeles, CA Joined: 13 years ago on 03/22/04 Last Visit: 21 hours ago Type: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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TORNADO ERECTION with Foxwolfe
TORNADO ERECTION's special combat abilities are known to include:
Legendary Caress of Destruction Forlorn Tackle Volley
DOSSIER: Job is is to confuse Kaiju and supply helpful blowjobs to soldiers. As we all know historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Rainbow Rimjob, during which most of Citizen's Bank Park was destroyed in an effort to get laid. Everybody agrees: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to general cleanliness.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by mongooses in the tranquil suburbs of Transylvania. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Eventually, she totally failed to unlock the secrets of martial arts. Each suprisingly filthy fuck-up was a step closer to the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Slept with a village of hobos despite being addicted to blowjobs because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?. After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful failure despite killing the old lady down the block. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it. In the aftermath of the grueling battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Chief Asskicker by her commanding officer. "The thing is," says her best friend, "She'd be a lot better at something other than this if she hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that." Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.