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Miaow!

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About Miaow!

Age: 36
Gender: F
Location: Staunton, VA

Joined: 13 years ago on 07/14/04
Last Visit: 4 months ago
Type: Lifetime Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“ He said, she looks like that dead chick you had sex with last night....oh ok, excuse me, made love too,only she's alive. Well, parts of her are."”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Shoot people and play video games. I'm also a makeup artist.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Went to college for a degree in Mortuary Science, ended up a photographer for indie fashion magazines.”

What's your dream job?

“I wanna be the kid who cuts the holes in the bottoms of plushies so the perverts can fuck em. It has to pay better than what I'm doing now.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I look like lust, but I'm made of envy. ;) I'm not that funny, mostly because I try to hard. Funny thing I've done:Your mom. Funny thing I own: YOU! HUR FUCKING HUR HUR HUR!! Bitch...”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“a whore of a girl who loves sex in her violence and violence in her sex.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think if I can't fuck you, I don't want you.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Hellsing, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Flcl, FullMetal Alchemist, Gundam Seed, Gto, Fruits Basket, Dual!,Samurai Champloo, Midori no hibi, Siawase Apt, Ebichu, Naruto, D N Angel, FullMetalPanic!, and Peacemaker Kurogane.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Metal, all sorts of metal. And gangsta rap. Sorry, not sorry.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I'm a gashapon collecting freak! I love gashapon, regular figures, and ufo plushies! I also love Dengehki Hobby,cawaii,Street, Newtype Japan, and Fruits magazine! I <3 Dollfies and other jap. BJD customizable dolls <3”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Nekocon ”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Final Fantasy 7-11, The Bouncer (yeah i know it had issues, but Kou was HOT!), Tetris (addicted), Yu-gi-oh Duelist of the Roses, Fatal Frame 1&2, Kingdom Hearts, Tony Hawk pro skater 4, all the . hacks, Inu Yasha for ps1, and most snow boarder games.”

Jaeger Assignment

Miaow! is currently piloting OVULATING RAMPAGE with neko-san

OVULATING RAMPAGE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Gassy Tackle
  • Hundred-Strike Spasm

DOSSIER: Job is is to pulverize Kaiju and supply helpful blowjobs to basically anybody who asks. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Resilient Asskicking, a plan to use a game-changing, truly astonishing atomic missile to decisively end struggle against Kaiju. Impervious to bad advice. Perhaps that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Frisky Cumberbatch when the pilots sacrificed several hundred puppies in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by fairly normal parents in the idyllic swamps of New York. Life threw a fucking curveball when goldfish were eaten by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 19 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Reluctantly spent the next several years battling for her life in a hidden field. Each suprisingly filthy moment was a step away from the triumph that her parents expected from her.

Played first base for the Mets despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid success despite impregnating her copilot. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to Chief Asskicker by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

"You, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you think you know and react to the fucked-up situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. And trust me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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